// Saturday, March 29, 2008




HEHE today edit this photo while adding widgets into my TAGGED.Find me,my nickname is OuchDivine.Thx >:D dun forget to add ok?

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Eating while blogging and reading // Friday, March 28, 2008

Hey today went to Ice-Angel's blog again cos eating cannot play dota ma, & i found this thing which she post 1 month ago...



The suicide bombing aeroplanes dat took place afew years ago.One of the plane's number is Q33N.If u take the number and insert it in mircrosoft word ( font size 72,font type : wingdings),you will see dat it will out out to be coincidence de eh:

1Aeroplane,2 buildings,Death.

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Good news for Cedric // Thursday, March 27, 2008

Woots today i found out a way to help cedric make blog nicer liao but too bad he haven come home...he changed the password also how i help him sia so dumb him....

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Mas Selamat Handy Guide!!! // Wednesday, March 26, 2008




The Great Singapore Search is still on, and people have been circulating pictures of escaped terrorist Mas Alamak Kastari so that members of the public can help to spot him. But not say we say what, the pictures (Above) are not very helpful leh.
Almost the same, what! I mean, this guy is smart enough to escape ISD HQ, you think he wen go and find some more powderful disguise, meh?

In our one and only contribution to national security, TalkingCock.com brings you a handy guide to help spot Mas Selamat which you can print out and keep inside your wallet, just in case…

“Previously, there were five aspects to ‘Total Defence’: Military, Civil, Economic, Social and Psychological,” said Ministry of Defence spokesman Colonel Khee Jiam Ban. “But due to the escape of terrorist Mat Alamak Kastadi, we feel we have to add another: Toilet Defence.”“We can never be secure if we feel defenceless in the one place we have to let our defences down,” explained Colonel Khee. “We definitely got complacent at the loo at Whitley Road, but never again!”Mindef says it is collaborating with the Singaporean Toilet Operators Organizational League (STOOL) to train toilet attendants to be anti-terrorism agents.“Toilet uncles and aunties are going to be our first line of defence in the war against terror,” said Colonel Khee. “At some point, Mat Alamak is going to need to use the toilet again… and this time, he won’t escape!”Toilet uncles and aunties will be taught pertinent skills such as hand-to-hand combat, and how to transform toilet plungers into deadly weapons.“Lai lah!” said Madam Ho Chee Kak, 68, who guards the pay toilets at Bukit Pantat Hawker Centre. “If he come to my toilet, I will kick his ass so far up, he will taste his own sai!”
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Fans of this Blogger!!! // Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Jokes:from Esther Chia(im fan of her blogging skills ^_^)

Alright, here are some jokes to entertain you people who dont have to work and is happily resting at home with your legs up on the table or maybe eating infront of the computer while playing(i love this kind of playing computer style :>).
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Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer : Waiter, there's a f ly in my soup.

Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .
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I got these jokes from a female blogger,name is Esther Chia or she prefer Ice-Angel,recently found out dat she is a ex-student of my bro's school,Tampines Secondary School currently studying in republic poly maybe i forgot liao la.

I like her blogging :) go read
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want la not forcing to read but den her blog is almost everday update de.

Alot of viewers when i go in got a checker,there say 10viewers currently viewing right now.

Good hor? so many ppl go there she earn money for advertising i think >:D but hard la her blog so many thing.

Btw new funny,cute,retard,loving website for all Singaporeans to enjoy >>> TalkingCock
have fun inside :) especially the pac_mat which is edited by them to play Mas Selamat to be
a stupid retard pac-man :) (website taken from http://the-miracle-season.blogspot.com/)

kk ending post bye bye~!~

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New SG Band : By 2 // Tuesday, March 18, 2008



New S'pore Band!!! Woot chio bu both >< cute and chio,By2 Song release:Around June 2008
They are twins,Miko & Yumi...donno which is which though..my bro somehow told me dat their father wish before he die is that both of them become famous singer even though the mom disallow,there was their news on the straits time 1 or 2 weeks ago go check it out if u have kept it.There write they gave up 'O' levels to pursue their dreams,somehow this is the way they wrote if im not wrong.I find them dance very good la hor at the website,they were sign into the company with Ah Du and JJ lin.Dats all for now my DotA clan nagging call me play bye bye~

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Hospital Days //

Stay from 13March to the 17March afternoon...

Broke my leg bones...nothing much to say.Happens when im going to eat before i go for supplementry with mushboy ah yong & Kok hwee den i sian liao run too fast fall down -.- dotz la den now got 1 fucking metal inside my leg nid at least 3yrs later den can remove wtf?After the operation i felt dizzy dats all...den i was fustrated and vent my anger around LoloL >:( im now still sort of fustrated cos the leg is now painful,numb,uncomfortable,heavy & make my leg feel so fat!!!cos its swollen somehow after the operation...i was quite nervous before i was inside the room but after dat i was not...when i was push out...i felt dizzy and i ask the nurse who were helping me to bandage my leg:"finish already?the operation...?"LOL den they say yes i relieve and went back to my dizzy world of wonder.when i wake up got 1 fucking thick tube stuck in my leg.OM tian...draining my blood...my aunt say its for draining the dry and dirty blood which is not being able to remove during the operation.Btw my aunt also broke her bone near the ankle..she got 2 metal small de la there...mine is 4 coil around my bones that stay attached to 1 big metal stick....btw the food there is below OK abit but den the SAVOURY NOODLE SUCKS!!!When i remind myself of the smell i felt like vomiting OMG...its oily,bland & the noodle is so dry with so much veges...OOpps im a carnivore >:D

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Life is Miserable // Sunday, March 02, 2008

zzz now i find life very stressful and miserable.Sian liao now also no mood play games only watch Anime dotz.Hope the report book come out and all test will be easier.much better is no maths and chinese in this world fuck this 2 subjects...hate 'em.

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